gaymeofthrones:

me: mom im hungry

mom: eat a fruit

me:

image

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attack-on-teetan:

I feel like the ones with siblings are a game of “which one grew up to be hot”

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thedorkiestviking:

something all of tumblr should see.

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Whenever someone plays with my hair

yukulele:

whatshouldbetchescallme:

image

truly

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frenums:

frenums:

im so tired

This is always so relevant 🗿

frenums:

frenums:

im so tired

This is always so relevant 🗿

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rj4gui4r:

strategicboner:

straightintothedawn:

king-in-yellow:

hopephd:

Seizure First Aid. 

Learn it. Share it. Know it. Use it. 

100% correct medical information on tumblr for once; also consider calling 911 if you don’t know how often the person has seizures and ESPECIALLY if the seizure has lasted 5 minutes or more (which is why the watch is critical)

This is so important!

Really good friend of mine from work back home had seizures a few times on the job. This is crucial information.

Also, if at any point, a person with a first aid certification attempts to provide care, go ahead and let them take it from there.

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oh-godno:

ramavatarama:

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

NOOOOOOOO

I DONT GET IT????

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x

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trypophobic-canine:

sometimes i actually go on facebook and then

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notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

notinyourhand:

champagnewithpapi:

"Wanna smell?"

I just laughed so hard I got a headache

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